SEX and the COFFEE!

Hi!
before you read this post, please show me ur ID card.
you mustn't under 18 years old , if u want to read this post!
hahahah
Well , I'm kidding!
Everyone can come and join to the Club!

Dear all!

Everybody knows coffee , and almost of the people in this world ,drink it .
And so do Sex. Everybody knows it , and almost the people do it to , OK a half of them will do it later!!

But for me there are a lot of reason that coffee is better than sex!

O.K fellas!
Let I tell you! Here we go!

1. Enjoying the coffee alone , wont make you look like a desperate person , but enjoying sex alone, will make you look like …… (I wont say that!!! Let me laugh first! Hahahahahah )
2. You don’t need to worried when you enjoying the coffee in front of old man or old woman like parents. But if you enjoy the sex in front of your them? I think there is something wrong with you …
3. You can enjoy the coffee when you talking with your sister or brother. But, Sex! Can you do it and all of your family watching you?
4. Paying for a cup of coffee is not prostitute
5. Drink a cup of coffee will make you awake , sex will make you sleep .
6. A cup of coffee wont be jealous if you drink another cup of coffee .
7. You wont be a topic when you addict by coffee, but It will be the other stories if you addict by sex.
8. The more coffee you get, the better you feel. The more sex you get, the more tired you feel.
9. You can get Free Sample for Coffee when it promotion .But I never find a Free Sample for Sex :D
10. Sex with the impotent partner will make you unhappy , but we still can enjoy the coffee although it was a decaff coffee …

See….?
Just as simple as that!!!

So..
which one you choose , SEX or the COFFEE ??

For Me!
COFFEE!!
but if It legal for Sex, why not!!!! #bitchysmile