To be happy with a man, i must understand him a lot and love him a little.
Now Let’s talk about you… I mean… MAN :)
Before I continue,… have you read my post about “WOMEN’s ENGLISH”…???
Well, let’s compare “the language” then…
Almost all of the man talk exactly what the word means…. If they said, “NO”, means “NO”... When they said, “YES”… they really mean “YES, of course… absolutely YES”
When they said…
I’m hungry…. means—> they are hungry.
I’m sleepy.…means—> they are sleepy.
I’m tired….means—> they are really tired!!!.
See ???… they always speak what they exactly want to speak.
But beware girls!!!… When a man chasing something from you,.. they also speak “A STRANGE LANGUAGE” :)
WANT SOME PROVE??… ok, I give you some… :)
When a man ask her girlfriend out… go for a dinner for example… and in a short time ask her a question… “honey, do you want to go to a movie ?”… Actually what is in his mind is,…
“I would eventually like to have sex w/you” :P
Ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahak….
Now,… see the differences??? :) )
I found out that some of them (not all of them actually… :) ) were always referring ‘their language’ to sex. (I don’t say all of the guy out there speak this kinda-silly-language, but you all have to admit it that most of you think and speak this way, hahaha… sorry guys :) )
So, if they said this words… they might think something like… errr… just read them here… I wrote some for you :)
Can I take you out to dinner? means—> I would eventually like to have sex w/you
Can I call you sometime? means—> I would eventually like to have sex w/you
May I have this dance? means—> I would eventually like to have sex w/you
Or, if you are in a relationship with a man, and then oneday you’re fighting with them.. the end of the conversation will always turn to what we called “sex-after-fight”. So when he said…
What’s wrong?… means—> I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I’m bored…. means—> Do you want to have sex?
Or… when they said those “three-magic-words-I-love-you” … what is in his mind actually always end up to… errrr… sex :lol:
Check this out:
I love you… probably means—> Let’s have sex now.
I love you, too… probably means–> Okay, I’ve said it.. we’d better have sex NOW!! :D
Nice dress! means—> Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage… means—> I want to fondle you.
Will you marry me?… means—> I want to make it ILLEGAL FOR YOU to have sex with other guys.
*wait, I need to laugh first, excuse me…*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… :lol:
Ok, now lets continue :)
Let’s talk… means—> I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you’d like to have SEX with me.
Ok, enough about sex… I’m afraid if I keep doing this… I mean.. keep writing about the relation between man’s language with sex, I’m afraid they gonna said that I’m speaking what is IN MY MIND… hahaha, noooo… I’m not.
For me… I’d preferred LOVE rather than just SEX… because when we- woman- where in love… we love to make LOVE not make SEX… it’s totally different.
So, let’s back to man’s language… when they said…
What’s wrong?… it probably means—> I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What’s wrong? it probably means—> What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Sounds so silly, isn’t it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… :)
When you ask your man about your hair cut or your style, actually they don’t really care. But to avoid from hurting your feelings, sometimes they just say “YES” or agree to what ever hairstyle you are doing that time :)
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair…. probably means—> I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair probably means—> HEYYYY!!!! you spent $50.0 for that… and it doesn’t look that much different!!!!! *rotf*
*while shopping* I like that one better…. means—> C’MONNNN… Pick any freaking dress and let’s go home!!!!!… :)
Sooooo….
Do you understand what your man’s language???
see ya
